Exercising with Ollie

For only $19.95, you can get "Exercising with Ollie" which includes the following exercises and a short video:

100 baby push-ups, while smushing the face into carpet.

50 baby situps while upright in carrier, makes a great baby 6-pack.

75 butt-raises, done on the floor (to aid in turning over) or in the carseat (to aid escape from said seat).

30 Superman lifts (raises head and legs while on belly - he'll be flying in no time).


Video includes:

Look, up in the sky! It's a bird, it's a plane, no it's SUPER OLLIE! Able to barf milk all over his foes in a single regurgitate. Able to scream at high and loud pitches to drive his foes into fleeing.

His current nemesis seem to be an evil group known as "The Cats". Their current mission is to take over all of Ollie's possessions. Especially the stroller (it makes for a good cat bed you know)! They are also attempting to kill the fish for dinner. Super Ollie will not stand for that! When he squeels, "The Cats" go running. He's even doused their leader Splatter with milk several times. Makes for a nice sticky leader! They keep plotting their revenge against Super Ollie. Sniffing and probing for weaknesses while he is asleep. Maybe they'll make peace when Ollie starts eating solids, I'm sure there will be plenty of cat treats all over the floor then.

Actually the cats do well with him, just check him out every so often, but they usually leave him alone.

If you want to know how last nights sleeping went, read yesterdays post again. Hopefully it'll change this weekend.