We've needed more income lately, so we've decided to put Ollie to work. He is qualified for many positions. Mainly fur grabbing, collar grabber, high-pitched screaming, ear grabbing, smacking and cruising. His next promotion should include walking, running, door opener, destruction of parental property, loser of things he shouldn't have to begin with and kitty wrangler. Eventually, he'll become the Chairman of the house. When he's about 18, he'll have to make the difficult decision to fire his parents. But for now, he'll just have to pretend and wait for that day to come.
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