Servant

There is a commercial on TV, with a mom professing how great their 'help' around the house is. This is before they show you that the 'help' is toddlers not being helpful.

This morning, our servant was helpful to me. He shut the door to the bathroom, helped me undress for my shower and opened the door to the shower for me. The only complaint with his service was the 4:30 am wake up call. It was at least an hour and half early. He then proceeded to make our bed smaller by joining us in it. Some service! We then had to serve him a drink in bed! Needless to say, he hasn't earned his tip yet, but he does well with moving the sand out of his sandbox and all over everything else. Could you really not tip a face like this?