July 01, 2004

The Emperor Has No Clothes

Emperor Ollie's clothes are not packed for his 4th of July weekend get away. His highness will be staying in a posh residence with a swimming pool. He will get to sip a sippee poolside while looking down on the peasants below. The emperor will be fed foods designed only for him (and millions of other babies). He will have a special bed and a special chair for eating. Fortunately the jewel encrusted (more like food encrusted) high chair will be staying home. He will leave his current world behind chauffeured in the emperor's graham cracker encrusted vehicle. The emperor will be gone for a week, so no posts until Tuesday.



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