
While playing in the tub last night, Ollie found something new.
Ollie: Dad, I have and egg in my penis.
Me: No, that's your testicle.
Ollie: Teticle?
Me: Yes, your testicle.
After playing with it for awhile.
Ollie: Dad I can't find my egg.
Me: Testicle, its there.
Ollie: Is it in my penis dad? (as he squeezes his penis)
Me: No, its not there, but you still have it.
A few more questions and minutes of searching pass.
Ollie: Dad, I found my EGG ROLL!
I busted out laughing and so did Ollie. Apparently, we have some Chinese in us.









