Pitch Man

It started simply enough. It was an innocent viewing of a Life Alert commercial. We were told often how we needed Life Alert, how great it was and how we'd never be alone when we were alone at home. This is what the Pitch Man said, so it must be true.

The other day a banana inspired a pitch about the Green Bags that allow your food to stay fresh. Its continued on with putty, cleaning supplies and space saving bags that are even water tight! All the information was dizzying! Apparently its his current calling because the Pitch Man won't stop! Luckily, we can say "No" to buying this guys products.

The Pitch Man